Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the word "F*ck" or "F*cking" 506 times. That actually beats a record set by my Dad in 2003, trying to put an Ikea wardrobe together.
Man Utd fan walks into the travel agents... "Any nice mini breaks?" Travel Agent: "Can't beat Brighton this time of year." please log in to view this image
I couldn't believe it earlier on when my son came home with a sofa and two armchairs that he'd been given. I've told him 1000 times not to accept suites from strangers
Just been offered a job in an icecream parlour, but had to turn it down as I don't like working on sundaes.
Jamie Oliver cultural appropriation row deepens. please log in to view this image please log in to view this image