Vaping.

I beat you in 1994. Good fight but unlucky lad.

 

The hardest thing about starting to vape?


Telling you parents you're gay.

 

Wait till they die. I did.

 

You're not supposed to vape that.

 

Sorry mate prefer gaping.

 

And faping.

 

Its for ****s and *****s.

 

I hate vaping, would much prefer just to have a cigarette, and i find the clouds of smoke that most smokers exhale from a vape are way more anti social than a cigarette ever were.

Closest i ever came to seeing a fight over smoking was due to vaping. But hey the world we live today would rather demonise a cancer stick on our government cloned little island.

 

pff, the oldest recorded age was 122, and she smoked into her hundreds, she also regularly ate beef and chocolate cake.

 

Quite funny being behind someone who has just exhaled their vape while driving , it's like a fire extinguisher has gone off !

 

Beef and Chocolate cake sounds grim, what happened to a good old Victoria sponge? These hipsters ruin everything.

 

I don't know anyone who properly quit smoking and moved to vaping. They all just tried it for a few months but ended up back on cigs. During those months they wouldn't shut up about how great the vape was/is and how you could get all these gay flavours. They also puffed on the thing constantly, must've been the equivalent in tokes to smoking about 1000 cigarettes a day. Utter ****s.

 

Pretty much everyone I know that smoked has moved to vaping.
I quit a 20 year smoking habit 18 months ago and started vaping, havent touched a cigarette in months now and do not plan to.

 

my mate gave himself mild nicotine poisoning from vaping

 

Yeah most smokers I know at least tried vaping for a bit. None have properly given up cigarettes though. Did for a little bit but all said they prefer normal cigarettes to vaping. I only really smoke when I drink, maybe have about 3 or 4 a day if not, tried vaping as in just having a go on friends and didn't particularly like it, might have been the ****y bubblegum juice the melt was toking away on though.

 

I smoked for a while a few years ago . I know 3 people that have moved to vaping , 2 of them think it's healthier because there is no nicotine .

 

Nicotine isnt even the bad part of smoking.
Nicotine in of itself is no worse for you than caffeine, yet people chuck coffee and energy drinks down their necks without thought.

The harmful part of smoking is carbon monoxide, formaldehyde, saltpeter and the hundred other ****ing horrid chemicals they put in them.
You are breathing in the smoke of something that is burning!! Carbon Monoxide is what kills you.

 

I think I read somewhere that the worst part of a Cigarette , is the paper and , as you say , the chemicals in it ?

 

Well if you burn anything, it lets off carbon monoxide (ie smoke) which is poisonous to humans, but the other **** load of chemicals they put in the paper doesnt help, formaldehyde being one, its what they use to preserve dead bodies. lol

In terms of smoking nicotine is the very last thing you should fear.
The nicotine is only added to get you addicted, but in of itself, its addiction side effects produce such horribleness as: Fidgeting fingers and grumpiness lol
The addiction isnt even strong enough to wake you up at night, otherwise people who quit smoking would be going through the same **** as Renton in Trainspotting in his bedroom

 

I found rather than nicotine addiction the main problem was "association" i.e. when doing certain activities i always had a ***, now that was a bit tricky to break. Didn't bother with vaping as i knew that would just lead back to proper smoking.
Just clearing out sections of the house as i'm having some work done and found the stash of cigs i kept in case i fell off the wagon .Think they might as well go in the bin since i stopped feb 2015