A woman was breast feeding her baby, when she noticed the window cleaner watching her. Indignantly, she said, "what do you think you"re staring at?" He replied, apologetically, "when I was a baby, I was bottle fed so I was just fascinated." The woman says, "well, baby"s had enough but there"s some left if you want to find out what it"s like." The window cleaner climbed in through the window and started to feed. After a short time, the woman realised that she was becoming aroused and she asked, "would you like a little bit of some thing else?" He replied, "have you got a rusk?"
Some bastard broke into my house, made hell of a mess and stole my anti-depressants. I hope they’re happy now.....
Did you know that the safest seats to sit in on a aeroplane are located behind the wings. Unless you're flying with RyanAir, their safest seats are located in their departure lounge!
BBC News: An Indian builder has fallen through a roof at a Lionel Richie concert. A spokesman said "The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling."
Some bastard broke into my house, made hell of a mess and stole my anti-depressants. I hope they’re happy now.....
You know when you're having a poo then suddenly realise that there is no bog roll so you have to get up and do that waddle to get a new roll?... Well ....... I'm nearly at Tesco..!!!
