Living in a village doesn't mean you're always miles from anything mate. Plenty of shops, pubs, takeaways, etc
Doesn't sound like a village to me. My picture of a village is some street with a pub and a shop and a postbox. Probably one of those charity ****ers as well. Then loads of houses around it but essentially just the main high street
That pretty much sums up my village. 1 pub, 1 shop, a letterbox and a weekly bus to the outside world.
I'm a door-to-door salesman mate Not really. I just don't understand it when people say Londoners aren't friendly. I've never found that to be the case, we'll happily take the piss out of anyone.
Terrible to say but there'd only be his pork pie hat left of him seconds after walking in. Lovely place.
I'd be up at that bar, bashing my stick on the top and demanding to be served. I'd take no nonsense from that shower, I can tell you, Tobias.
My mates uncle once walked into that pub to give his neighbour a bin bag.......it contained his Alsatian. You’d have gone down well in there mate, by well I actually mean ****ing quickly.
I was born in the East End, and my mother moved us to Tottenahm when I was 2 years old, after my father died.
There was a time when Tottenham was a nice place. I caught the back end of those times, and I can barely remember them, as I was too young. My family moved to Hertfordshire in 1976, just as I became a teenager, and I was glad to see the back of the place.
