Off Topic Do You Like Your Job?

Very well thanks mate. As Tobes said he’s going to combine his skill in making fried potato chips to offer a fusion dish that will wow the masses.

Fancy doing some wizard tricks for us to entertain the crowd ? Bring one of your silly hats for the punters to toss loose change into

 

I'm a portly middle aged man that gets his rocks off by dressing up as a Wizard...

 

Not with kids about mate, I’m not sure a noncy looking wizard would be good for business mate.

 

I'm not a wizard. Don't believe the **** peddled by the 'Pede.

I'm a psychic. I perform mentalism effects.

But that's a part time earner for me. I try not to abuse my gifts.

Same with the rock band, and the photography.

 

There are worse things you could do with your sad, fat life, Duncs.

Don't feel ashamed.

 

You have a bumhole like a Wizard's sleeve

 

Part time prostitute.

Not bad. It’s a job.

 

I have a brothers who went mentalism poor Alekos is now in a special padded room. Hopings you get better.

 

Yeah you're an estate agent or something ain't ya?

 

That's right. **** other bosses then. Pedantic ****.

 

If you slip him some cash in hand he may preform some mentalist effects...

 

Do I?

Tbh I have never inspected my arsehole.

However, you seem to know a lot about it, so I'll take you at your word, and book an appointment with the doctor.

 

In a way, you all work for me on here. I feel much less resistance to this fact nowadays so thank you all for eventually getting on board. I shall make your Christmas hampers swell with great gifts this year.

Somebody will need to remind me though I'll be on my yacht from around the 10th of December for a month.

 

I actually work at a biscuit factory and I'm Kev's aka @brb 's team supervisor.

 

Loved the vast majority of my time in the music business. A lot of it was not really work, it was having great fun and getting paid for it.

The early days in the City were also great fun. We worked hard, we played hard. Then the septics took more and more control, imposing their draconian code of conduct on everything - basically ****ing everything up, as they do everywhere they go!

In the end I was just there for the money, which I can’t deny was damn good. But I couldn’t wait to get out and did so as soon as I had enough ‘ **** you’ money.

 

Good call. I’ll give HIAG a job at the back of the van sweeping up and taking the bin bags out.

 

As you all know, I'm a security guard...love my job...I get to Chill on the Internet without being disturbed and I get free Pizzas too.

 

I don't mind my job that much in itself but hate the ****ing shifts so am looking for something different.

 

What do you do?

 

Do a non clinical role for the nhs.