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The Death Penalty

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Strange Nipples ST, Jul 24, 2018.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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  2. pineappleupsidedown

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    Isis arrow fay cake anal way
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Do you disagree?
     
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  4. Tina.

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    I'm on my pc just now and that's massive <laugh>
     
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    Are ye talking aboot ma cock again Hen? :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  6. pineappleupsidedown

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    A timorous beastie ...
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    How about a Death Penalty Shoot Out?

    You get all the inmates due to be executed and split them into two teams. They then have to flip a coin to see who is the keeper and who takes the penalty. If the keeper saves it he goes to prison for life and if the shooter scores he gets to live out the rest of his miserable life doing porridge. If they are Muslimist Terrorists then the "winner" of the shoot out has to hack the head off the loser and send a video copy to the loser's family. See if they still get to heaven with 72 virgins then.
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

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    Isis probably won't

    Martyrs n'at
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm not for the death penalty per se, but I'm willing to make an exception in this case. I'll guess most people feel the same way as me, Joe Sixpack.

    Only sandal wearing lefties and liberals would disagree
     
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Dev you wanted to hang Foxy Knoxy ffs <laugh>

    A woman who was proved to be 100% innocent by the highest court in the land.

    Hang her!! She has guilty eyes!
     
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    Whit aboot *****s m7, d'ya fink they sould be executed?

    Asking fur an ex friend who used to work at the piggery.

    <party>
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Do you use yer GC patter when yer doon the pub? Yer mates must wonder what the **** yer goin on about <laugh>
     
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  14. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I'd give them season tickets to Ibrox. Then they'd know what suffering really is.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ^^^^

    This makes no sense...on so many levels.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I don't know about paeods but I'd hang *****s.
     
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  17. GroveRanger

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    I think she has 'come to bed' eyes. Or 'come to bed and I'll stab you' eyes.
     
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  18. gas

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    Ah deffo wid

    Worth the risk IMHO
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Come to my bed or I'll murder you and blame an innocent man eyes.
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tbf i widne hang her...for more than three days.
     
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