Alisson

... he can't possibly be worse than Karius... nobody is ... and he won't be our No1 if he's not good enough... we don't do ****e keepers at Leicester ... Banks, Shilton, Flowers, Schmeichel ...

 

Tels better than Karius tbf.

But this means Kasper is going

 

Oh dear. Somebody tell him please.

 

Everyone on here with eyes that work knows our keeper situation has been a long running joke for years now. Arguably it cost us the cl last year.

Now we have addressed that glaring weakness rival fans are understanably quivering in fear.

Loving the reaction tbh, speaks volumes

 

Possibly ... he's served his time and won his major trophy ... not many get to do that

... but he was always susceptible to a dead ball and did have a few calamitous games (Man City away last season being the last real howler).. but will always be a club legend ... so fair play.

Does make you wonder just how crap the recruitment at Liverpool is mind ... if this guy Ward really is ****e ... no wonder all you've done in the last 25 years is outrageouly fluke a cup

 

I've laughed at Alisson bare times to be fair but I know as well as anybody he will eventually be a better option that any of their other GK's. I'm gonna have the world record pokey stick out though, especially when they have the world record ***** boy stood in front of him.

They'll do better but I certainly don't fear them. They'll get ****ing stuffed again at Old Trafford and we'll park all over Anfield and rattle the living daylights out of them with yet another Scouse-season killing 0-0.

 

I think youll find that since the infamous transfer comitee was disbanded we have improved 10fold on the reqruitment front.

 

#ironyalert

 

#fear

 

... thing is mate ... we aren't expected to win owt ...the fact that we have out achieved everyone bar United, City, Chelsea and Arsenal is abso-fookin-lootly hilarious ... still can't stop smiling ... especially when you see the bitter angst from a few ... vast majority on this forum have been sound mind

 

That must be it mate.

 

^when a fat girl makes fat jokes about herself^

 

Funny when Southampton are in August

 

Im quite pissed off they havent produced any decent enough players to take off them this season. Need to pull thier socks up or we will have to replace them with another feeder club.

 

Roma?

Kluivert next season?

 

Alisson has passed his Liverpool medical, Announcement imminent.

 

That he's passed his medical? Somebody already told me

 

Di Marzio saying Alisson is signing his Liverpool contract.

 

2 FA Cups, 3 League Cups, 1 European Cup, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 European Super Cups - says you're wrong

 

And you've watched United lift about 25 major honours which deserves a medal in itself.