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    The generation who claimed the older generation ruined their future by voting Brexit are the generation who 2-years ago were chasing imaginary Pokemon.
     
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    As my old dad used to say, “The first rule of theatre is to leave them wanting more”.

    Great man, terrible anaesthetist.
     
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    • The crossword editor of the sun newspaper died today, his funeral is on Monday...
    • he"s going to be buried six down and three across
     
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    • Little Bobby says to his dad
    • " Do you and mummy keep birds in your bedroom?",
    • Daddy says "No, What do you mean?",
    • Bobby says "Well, last night i was passing by your room, and i heard you say to mummy "Do you wanna swallow , or should i let it fly?"
     
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