Scene - The Arsenal PR Department after the World Cup Final......
"The World Cup's been a ****ing disaster. Harry Kane comes away with the Golden Boot. Kieran Trippier has become a national icon. Spurs players score more goals than players of any other club. The winning French team contains Pogba, Kante and is captained by Hugo Lloris. WHAT THE **** ARE WE GOING TO DO? All we've got is Ozil proving how **** he is and how much we're overpaying the ****. Someone must have an idea?"
"Well Boss,..........couldn't we pretend that we didn't sell that useless bastard Giroud.........?"
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