The Chelsea meltdown thread

True that, Beauty is only skin deep but Meth was born inside out.

 

Talking about "beauty, " you going to Ginger Pride, in London, Skids?

 

Personally not my thing baldy but I know you like a dabble so you’ll probably be there yeah?

 

Well it is for Gay/Les/Bi/Transgender.

 

I think he just likes a dabble, he tried lobbing his car keys in the swingers bowl but kept getting his car nicked.

 

That particular March isn’t about being gay, it’s about being ginger.

The gingers of the World are gathering in order to provide support to one another, presumably because they know full well that no one else will.

So, you taking part, yeah?

 

#racist

 

So what you got against people with ginger hair then?

 

It’s not Ginger per se it’s people with hair.

 

On the contrary, I support Skiddy’s right to march.

 

Will you be marching on bald pride day?

 

I’m not bald, Skids, so probably not.

You?

 

You remember that everyone has seen pictures of you right?

 

Yeah you are baldy, hence the name unless you’ve had a syrup fitted.

 

A photo of me sporting my usual grade 1 on top and grade 3 back and sides, you mean?

How does that make me bald?

 

Wtf. Shouldn't it be the other way round


Unless you want to look like baldrick.

 

I wondered if anyone would notice that subtle mismatch.

Well done, Commie, yeah?

 

Top Hat covering.

 

Wizard hat surely?