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JESUS H CHRIST - the Jockites will be apoplectic at this

Well played, Sir! Cap well and truly doffed

 

Croatia are no mugs and if we'd been in their group and lost all the pundits would be consoling themselves that England got done by the better team. Crunch time now in the semi-finals and I think Croatia will be the toughest team England have faced in this competition. Even though we lost to Belgium I don't think they were at full strength whereas Croatia will be putting out a solid side.

Having said that I do think England have enough to beat them and then it is a bun-fight in the final as anything can happen. I just hope France and Belgium kick the living sh*t out of each other so that there are a few red cards and injuries by the time either of them get to the final.

Is it coming home? Best chance ever this time round so it has to be a possibility.

 

Harry Kane missing the final penalty would be the icing on the cake and will send Nigelshire into apoplectic rage that would see the end what you down there deem to be civilisation. The rule of law would break down, rioting will be wide spread. Halal butchers shop will be raised to the ground. Cities will be left looking like post apocalyptic wastelands, Birmingham will look about the same and the Scottish Government will use it's executive power to annul the union and 're instate Hadrians wall.

So all good eh.

 

If English land whine the whirl coop, surgeon showed call inn Dee pendant vote two cash Inn on skittish bitterness at whine.

 

So basically that means the pissed up pope hating Scot is absolutely fooking beeling at Englaaaand making the Semi-Finals and still battering the dead corpse of his Mrs.

 

Yeah, none of that is happening.

Get with the programme sunshine, it's coming home

 

Actually I have been supporting the English brethren all through the competition but the scenario I have described would be a lot funnier than an England win.

 

Hope England aren't put off by David Davis's resignation from the FARCICAL Brexit negotiations.

Word on twitter is Jacob Rees Mogg, the CATHOLIC Brexiteer is poised to ask ROME for divine intervention.

ENGLAND SHOULD ABIDE BY THEIR PROTESTANT ROOTS AND RESIST PAPAL HELP.

 

The pope is an Argie I believe, so I don't think we'll get much help from there.

I'll take all the prayers we can get though. My papist mother is doing laps of the rosary as we speak.

I might sacrifice a goat later.

 

FFS Trebz mate, take your veiny English love spear out of the ghaping farters of these JOCK MONGS

What a ROASTING this guy is dishing out

 

HAHAHHAHA WT ACTUAL F!!! Legions of malnourished Jock ****S choking on their pre-methadone porridge after reading this piece by the Trebmeister.

One things for sure, they don't like it up 'em

On tenderhooks waiting for the next Sweaty-BOMB.

 

I like Croatia

 

So does Patience

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@Odious Turd

 

That's some center parting there!

 

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Ah wid

 

She'd probably let you.

 

If any **** jumped on my Skoda Fabio I’d punch their **** in

 

TO RITE BUD ITZ FUKKIN FIRRRE

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