Off Topic Super Agent for super talents

Everybody welcome to my thread.

My visit to Ja606 was a fruitless venture, a lot of noise from little boys. So my friends to cut a long story small, I am in search of talent, super talent, I will help you as they say 'to make it'

Tell me how can I help you or maybe your fellow posters may appreciate a recommendation? Whilst there are teams like Chelsea and the Manchester clubs the Tolos, even the most average amongst you can make it to the top.

Te vejo em breve

 

I just wanna dance!

 

then Manchester United is the place for you, I have word for you

Hey, minha amigo, we have met before?

Feeling like I know you

 

You been on the Valleys moonshine again bruv?

 

You are a diamond with rough edges...midfielder?

I like you

 

I don't like Man U!

 

What happened over on JA?

 

Nobody likes them...everybody likes the dancing and money

 

You tell me

I'm sure I know you

I think we have made business in the past

 

Please find me Matth the internet sensation I have money to make

 

Oh, were you the guy that got stuck in that... No that was a film.

Did you once? No no that was my nan.

Ok I give up?

Oh, oh is this a JA invasion? That would be sooooo good.

 

I wonder if this guy will be a lad or Pded in the grand scheme of things

 

I'm ready for mumsnet after the WC..give me a days notice though...so I'm prepped

 

What about bumdering?

 

Fck off Luv

 

What is your view on salad cream, and fast and furious films?

 

Why did everyone think that every nutter (sorry Tdot) that turns up here is me?

 

Hey Commachio I like your name, do you play football?

Salad cream is one of my favourite and I watched fast and furious only recently



Thank you for asking Amigo

 

My real name is Kuntz.