Off Topic Sleeping in the Heat

Want to know my secret to keeping cool at night, Matth?

I sleep underground. Give that a go

 

To be fair I do struggle like **** to sleep in the heat, the bong will probably have to come out tonight.

 

No you don’t, You wear a costume, Like those furries weirdos.

 

I sleep naked on top of the covers with the curtains and windows open x

 

Seems legit..

Take this advice metths,

 

This heat is unbearable.

 

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I have a few tips so you can sleep easier Meth.
1) don’t sleep with your boyfriend as the added body heat will add to your discomfort.
2) take out your anal beads before bed as clenching makes excess heat.

Enjoy!

 

I’m not gay, Unlike you and I don’t have anal beads, unlike you.

 

Whoa slow down Twinkie, I was just giving advice. If you don’t believe me ask your HIV counsellor.

 

You’re about as funny as Chelsea at the moment.

 

Is that the Chelsea that won the Cup Final? Good job it wasn’t against City or you’d be fuming.

 

Is that the same Chelsea that haven’t sacked their manager or signed anyone.

 

Possibly, who have City signed?

 

I don’t care about them, I support United.

 

I know.

 

I don’t, Now piss off and get a job. you dole dosser.

 

I’m self employed bumder, I work when I like.

 

It's not a costume. I identify as a mole and it's who I am, whether you like it or not.

 

Meth was really pleased when rescue services recovered the broken anal beads and U2 batteries from his rectum last night.