Can't be too careful these days Balkan. I was called dementiaist the other day. Can't remember who by like... Anything about gay and Walter gets his knickers in a twist. It's a minefield these days. I've complained about Bob been called Mr Bob. He should be gender neutral and be all inclusive or summat.
I have already started with them being the enemy. I have cancelled all shopping trips to Ikea and stopped eating Meatballs until after our emphatic victory. I will then return to the store and demand they rename all of their products from the ridiculous ones they currently have to something far better like Kane or Maguire...... Who wouldnt want to buy a Maguire sofa or a Kane bed where you would obviously be guaranteed to score (Even if it was through a dead ball scenario)... I will also go to Ikeas restaurant and demand they replace the meatballs with Roast Beef and Yorkshire Puddings.......
