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A bar joke

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  1. gas

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    I like Germans
     
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    Too old ewe .
     
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  3. bayernkenny

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    I like everybody apart from any bar/pub manager who has barred me over the past forty six or so years!
     
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    Are there gypsies in the UK? Like in the continental European vain?
     
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    'tink so!
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    The UK has it's share of pikeys if that is what you mean. We've got the Mick and Roma varieties, truly multicultural.

    Mostly the Micks turn up in caravans at the local park and leave it looking like a bomb site covered in old fridges and excrement. The Roma are doing a nice line in begging on the streets.
     
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    Thing about Gyppos is they are all Papes.

    ****ing dirtly ****s
     
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  8. Saf

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    The little charva from Sunderland done good

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    "European Union is Germany's latest attempt" latest!?!?, its been going on since 1958
     
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  10. Saf

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    Slow burner
     
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    A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman says...is this some kind of a joke?

    Ah ha ha hahahahhahahhajkzdkmdkdzk
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The very same year as the first world cup. Coincidence, I think not.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A man walked into a bar.

    "Ouch", he said.
     
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  14. Saf

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    An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'

    The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'

    The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'

    The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'

    The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'
     
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    <laugh> simply marvellous
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Thanks for the feedback, Odious. Are you Scottish or Irish, because I have Irish jokes too.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’m Croatian mate. Moved to Glasgow when I was 8
     
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  18. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    But you identify as Scottish because you support a Scottish club and not a Croatian club.
     
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    No. Croatian
     
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  20. Saf

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    Ha - I've seen you on here dude, you're a Rangers supporter
     
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