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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Jul 5, 2018.

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  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I always see it on here for some reason.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    #matthburn
     
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    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    #matthburn
     
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    It's like an STD, no one wants to get it but sometimes it cant be helped. They also hurt a lot.
     
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    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    I'd tell you but I'm still doing this from my earlier #matthburn
    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    #Matthburn
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    It's a distinctive oral equivalent of carpet burn <ok>
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Its a post by some div with a squished head.
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Matthburn is what you have been applying to Skiddy the past few days. You know when you make him feel like a mug without trying?

    That's one example of Matthburn
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Hey Billy how’s it hanging bro? Holy smoke?
     
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    I always read it and hear the original Batman theme.

    Nananana nananana nananana nana #matthburn!
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I always thought it was tugga, tugga, tugga, tugga, tugga ,tugga, tugga tug ****ing.
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Matthew - #matthburn is when you blow someone away with your wit and banter, your style has been given it's own name, it's unique.

    I'm man enough to admit I've had some #matthburn on a couple of occasions (over the years) and it's not nice.

    Skiddy has had daily #matthburn for a while now.
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Wit and banter<laugh> “I’m not gay so **** off”. Yep that really got me.
     
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    Wit and banter<laugh> “I’m not gay so **** off”. Yep that really got me.
     
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  17. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Is that what your boyfriend did this morning Put his cock down your mouth.
     
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    Another belter full of wit and banter! You’re too good for me you foreskin gobbler, I give up!
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    Watch out lads Skiddy's on the whisky.
     
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  20. Matth_2014

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    It’s dinner time at his school.
     
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