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World Cup Booze

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  1. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Says a lot about your Mrs if you prefer to stick your cock in household appliances

    #hooverfucker
     
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    gooner4ever, Jul 1, 2018
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  2. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I’d imagine she gave up on him after the fist baby.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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  4. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    From someone on his third marriage my perspective would be, women come and go but how often in a mans life does he get to say he saw every game the year England won the World Cup.

    But smashing her back doors in, early meal and an expensive present might do the biz as well! :)
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <laugh> Based on that sentence, it's probably not such a great idea to follow your advice...
     
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  6. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    And ignore all that hard-earned hard-won experience?

    I'm shocked <yikes>;)
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Loving the Ginger obsession from the fat bald dwarf and his Klingons. More please. :)
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG ****ing the hoover would be like chucking a welllington boot into a cave.

    I reckon he and the hosepipe have a decent relationship though.
     
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    I’ve a good mind to post his Facebook video of that but I think this thread has supplied enough laughs at his expense.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jul 2, 2018
  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Snakebites <whistle>
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Got a can of Duff leftover from the weekend can't wait to down it. Melting on this train.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Got a can of Duff leftover from the weekend can't wait to down it. Melting on this train.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Got a can of Duff leftover from the weekend can't wait to down it. Melting on this train.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    That's 2 cans then?... go easy bro
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    3 <yikes> <cheers>
     
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  16. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    This World Cup, I have dabbled with Budweiser, Corona, Peroni, Brahma, Prosecco, Pinot, Stowford Press and Thatchers Gold.
     
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  17. gooner4ever

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    I watched the 1966 World Cup, so this is my second opportunity :)
     
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  18. Burly Hurley

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    Didn't realise you were as old as me mate.
     
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  19. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    We are both old and wise having once been young and foolish
     
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    Give NSIS a nudge and you've got the cast to "last of the summer wine" <whistle>
     
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