Match Day Thread England World Cup thread - ITS NOT COMIN HOME

I recon Paul Gascoigne will outlive Maradonna

 

Morbid obesity and a cocaine addiction are a bad combination. He will of popped his clogs by the next World Cup. Wonder what odds the bookies would give me.

 

bugger the hand of god.... he now seems to have the gut of god!

Why does he need two minders (to hold his arms) every time he stands up?

 

To keep the talcum powder from spilling out of his pockets?

 

He may sweat a lot?.... or perhaps he carries some flour with him?

 

I reckon prince Phillip will outlive Maradona

 

With any luck.

 

Isn't VAR wunderbar?

 

Germany out

 

Germany

I couldn’t be happier

Muller & Co in tears too

 

Ya

 

Brazil out next?

 

Merkel will devalue the Euro again tonight, in revenge.

Watch out the people of Greece

 

She is a bit upset.

 

So is this guy.

 

You'd need to have a heart of stone not to laugh at the second goal.

 

Why haven’t you contributed to brb’s thread about JD ?

Your home made hooch would go nicely with it.