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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  2. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Up the ****ing England!
     
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  3. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    Sparkey is beginning to believe England can go all the way!!

    This time next week, he will be singing this with everyone else.....

     
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    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    Hey Wiz, imagine her knees next to both of your ears <whistle>
     
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  6. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Who said he needs to imagine it? Went to pull the Tampax out with his teeth and got hit in the face with a flannel - never been the same since......<laugh>
     
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  7. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8
     
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  9. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69.

    Paddy has never done one before so Mary said she will show him.

    She tells him to lay on the floor on his back.

    Mary stands in position and begins to lower herself on to Paddy. She gets down to her knees either side of his face and she was about to bend forward over him into position but she farts in his face.

    She apologised but then immediately farted again in he face.

    Paddy pushes Mary off and gets off and storms off shouting: "There is no bleeding way that I will be waiting for another 67 of those!!!"
     
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  10. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Dear god stop with the jokes lads
     
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  11. Captain Jack Sparrow

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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    It's coming home.
     
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  14. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    2 more games to go!
     
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    Yes but how many times will Mike tell us he went to the final in 66? That’s the real question.
     
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  16. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    Can you guys remember me putting up a picture of my football manager game showing Rovers were rejected new stadium plans. Well, the following season, this happened to Rovers. I posted a thread on our board entitled docked points for administration. Im sure it will frighten a few of our lot thinking its real until they open the thread and see its just my game!

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    CJS with England doing so well in the knockout stages in the World Cup it must be very strange for you, as unlike us reds, you are not used to supporting a team that gets so far in a knockout competition <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    Wasn't long ago when we were in the quarter final of the FA cup, which some may say is more difficult and taken more seriously than the Carabao cup. But I offered nothing but praise towards you all for your efforts to get to the semi's last season <ok>

    With DC in charge, he says he wants to to win all games, even against lower league opposition in the cups. However, DC in cup competitions has an awful record but in return, he has won 2 promotions and 2 good seasons of consolidation. Rather have that than a good cup run. Rather have both to be honest :)
     
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    The Bristol companies that failed to pay the minimum wage
    1. Bristol City Football Club

    2. Personic Computers Limited

    3. Sotiris Greek Specialist Pastries

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