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The weekend thread world cup edition.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 22, 2018.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Hey guise what a fantastic day it is. Let's all tell each other what we are up to this weekend.

    Tonight I will be getting spruced up and hitting the Hilton where I shall be enjoying top nosh with that big useless black boxer David Haye.

    If anybody has a question you would like me to ask Mr Haye then pm me and I'll considering them. Please keep them as non racisty as possible please.

    The rest of the weekend will be spent in a drunken stupor and watching football.


    YAAAAAAASSSSSS <party>
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Ask him why he conned the public
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    Ask him if he likes wwe
     
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  4. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Ask him if there is any black on the union jack
     
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  5. B-C

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    Ask him does he know Venom?
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Ask him what Brexit means
     
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  7. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Ask him how his wee toe is.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Ask him why has he got a girlie hair do.
     
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  9. Tina.

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    Ask him for a pic of his penis for ER.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ask him if there is any shame in having a gay son.
     
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  11. Tina.

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    :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  12. Tina.

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    Something you’ll never need to worry about, Jaffa.
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <rofl>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Plus fuddy is eggless so double safe <ok>
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I bought a new coat,what do you think?
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Splendid from Melania
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  18. GroveRanger

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    Domestic duties this weekend, the house is a tip with everything now out of the loft. Need to sort out decades of old paperwork. Other than that it will be Junior's friendly footie match and working in the garden if the weather stays like it is. Clear blue this morning (the sky, not the pregnancy kit)

    Hingerland on Sunday if I remember rightly so might watch the game on my fake 55" TV in the imaginary shed.
     
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  19. bayernkenny

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    Only one objective this weekend; not to sh*t myself watching 'Die Mannschaft' on Saturday!
     
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  20. Off to a gig tonight and niece and nephew's confirmation on Sunday. Probably cheering on the Swedes tomorrow night whilst mourning another birthday <wah>.
     
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