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I Blame Pardew!!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by daztoc, Jun 13, 2018.

  1. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    I had to go to 3 different supermarkets the other day in order to find some closed cup mushrooms! When I asked an assistant in each of the stores I left empty handed from as to why there was such a shortage of closed cup mushrooms, they simply replied “I blame Pardew”.

    **** off you silver foxed smooth bastard...leave our mushrooms alone!
     
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  2. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    First day of my holiday and i am ever so slightly burnt ....................... damn you Pards!!

    Added to that the hire car is a bag of **** Corsa and is only a 5 speed .................. FFS................ a ****ing 5 speed .................. ****ing **** the **** off Pardew.
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I've just had a new garage door fitted and it looks fantastic.
    Thankyou Alan.
     
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  4. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    Can i presume that you are referring to a different Alan? Or has Pardew finally found something that he is good at?? <laugh>
     
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