I had to go to 3 different supermarkets the other day in order to find some closed cup mushrooms! When I asked an assistant in each of the stores I left empty handed from as to why there was such a shortage of closed cup mushrooms, they simply replied “I blame Pardew”. **** off you silver foxed smooth bastard...leave our mushrooms alone!
First day of my holiday and i am ever so slightly burnt ....................... damn you Pards!! Added to that the hire car is a bag of **** Corsa and is only a 5 speed .................. FFS................ a ****ing 5 speed .................. ****ing **** the **** off Pardew.
Can i presume that you are referring to a different Alan? Or has Pardew finally found something that he is good at??