Match Day Thread World Cup Watch

Reminds me of a very bad joke a friend's dad told us about hookers when I was about 12

 

And.......

 

Lol... Can't remember the thing... just a line about them being worn thin... his wife slapped him and our mate spent 2 years getting ribbed for his dad using old hookers..... tbh that was the funnier bit.

 

Short useless arms... why was Pickford in the opponent's box?

 

What if you wasn't being honest?

 

I AM the thinned out hoe you mean?

 

Shame Salah could only get a sympathy VAR penalty.

How will the Madrid/Barcelona scouts know how good he can be if he doesn’t play more televised WC games ?

 

Are there any Everton players at the world cup mate? Or are you all cheering on Tim Cahill still?

 

Just Tim? if he managed to get in the pitch. It’s limited to be fair.

Just a sympathy deflection goal so far.

 

You have sussed our plan.

 

Have players who #bottleit. That’s something Everton have perfected.

 

yup we were so worried about him leaving we threw the cl final

 

Female World Cup reporter is kissed and groped by shameful supporter in appalling scenes screened during live TV broadcast in RussiaColombian reporter Julieth Gonzalez Theran was working on Dutch TV when a fan approached her from the side

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Karius #chuckeditin

 

Needs to be a video rather than picture

 

@Zanjinho . Now can get your kicks.

 

It was only a minor cuddle a kiss ffs

 

World Cup 2018: Is Saransk the most unusual host city in Russia?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44541388

 

Line-ups
Portugal

• 1Rui Patrício
• 21Cédric Soares
• 3Pepe
• 6José Fonte
• 5Guerreiro
• 11Bernardo Silva
• 8João Moutinho
• 14William Carvalho
• 10João Mário
• 17Gonçalo Guedes
• 7Cristiano Ronaldo

Substitutes

• 2Bruno Alves
• 4Manuel Fernandes
• 9André Silva
• 12Lopes
• 13Rúben Dias
• 15Ricardo Pereira
• 16Bruno Fernandes
• 18Gelson Martins
• 19Mário Rui
• 20Ricardo Quaresma
• 22Beto
• 23Adrien Silva

Morocco

• 12Mohamedi
• 17Dirar
• 5Benatia
• 4da Costa
• 2Hakimi
• 8El Ahmadi
• 14Boussoufa
• 16N Amrabat
• 10Belhanda
• 7Ziyech
• 13Boutaïb

Substitutes

• 1Bono
• 3Mendyl
• 6Saïss
• 9El Kaabi
• 11Fajr
• 18Harit
• 19En-Nesyri
• 20Bouhaddouz
• 21S Amrabat
• 22Tagnaouti
• 23Carcela-González

Referee:
Mark Geiger

 

Ronaldo 1 - 0 Morocco after 4 mins

Could be a long afternoon for them