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    Chris Coleman (a Welshman) getting a job talking to Chinamen, reminded me about this old one . . . .

    A building contractor hires an Englishman, a Welshman, and a Chinaman. He gathers them all in his office and tells each of them their jobs. The Englishman to shovel a pile of sand. The Welshman has to take the sand in the wheelbarrow to the truck. The Chinaman is in charge of supplies.

    The boss comes back two hours later and he sees the Englishman and the Welshman having a cup of tea. ''So have you done the work then?'' he asks.

    The workers both shake their heads and tell him that the Chinaman didn't give them a shovel or a wheelbarrow. The boss is infuriated by this and asks the workers if they have seen the Chinaman, they tell him they thought they saw him going toward the truck. So the boss sets out towards the truck and just as he is getting close to the truck the Chinaman jumps out from behind a wall and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

    <sorry>
     
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    Ireland, Wales and Scotland fans all enjoying themselves in Russia before the start of the World Cup......

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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 14, 2018
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    I blew it!
     
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    The joint Devon & Cornwall music festival has been cancelled.

    Organisers could not agree if The Jam or Cream should be on first......
     
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    I'm not saying it's rough where I live, but Aldi are selling Father's Day cards in packs of 5 !!
     
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    Scotland players ready for the World Cup.....

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    My new girlfriend has just seen me in Asda stacking up boxes of washing powder.

    She screamed "You lying toad - you told me you were a pilot in the Red Arrows".

    I said "No I didn't....I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team".
     
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    Just heard the official song for England women's football world cup team.

    Steam irons on a shirt.
     
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    Aren't people funny.

    Walk into a library and start screaming and everyone tells you to stop it......but do it on an aeroplane and everyone joins in......
     
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    Dam it, that’s twice in one day!
     
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