Barcelona have turned Suarez into a #bottler Why bother even shooting when 1-on-1 since in #fakeleague La Liga you'll be gifted another 27 chances and 14 penalties
Takes years of training and practice. David Blaine has nothing on us. Next time he wants the Eifell Tower to disappear he should give it to us to run as the 17.25 from Leeds to York via Harrogate.
Cavani has been largely AWOL too... tbf I think the midfield looks like a Rodgers Swansea special....
Feck sake... who would have thought a 11-1 bet of Suarez 4+ shots and cavani 2+ shots would look like such a stupid move????
Like watching United this: park the bus for 85 minutes then grab a goal from a set piece at the death.