Sorry Eric, The net has been down. An old friend came into town. The wife is pregnant. I’ve been sick. We were away on holidays. I’ve had no work. I’ve had better offers!
Ladies and gentlemen, sorry for the delay in presentations but l've been flat stick making adult movies again, leaving me drained to spend more time on this forum. My new movies are ............ Big Squat in Little China Diddles Does Dallas Back Door Squatting ............just to name a few!
You mean he was actually.........well I never and we all thought he had been shot and all the time he was just ..... but then I suppose bambi wood ?
Yes folks, so much intrigue yet so much to do.................... So lets get the show rolling! Our nest award is the 'I'm Always Here Award' ................ for the person who spends as much time on the forum as he does with his ........ well, you know what l mean, right? Yes, thats right, the one, the only Mr America himself, San Diego!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! C'om down and pick up your marvelous Gold BARNY Award! Your presence is greatly appreciated on this forum ( I was told to say that )
And now, for our next award, a very special award ............... in fact, one l would like for myself. Would please welcome to the stage, the man himself, the holy one, the ............. well, I've run out of nice things to say, so please put your hands together for Mr Eric Le Merde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes folks, Eric is the friend that just keeps giving! ( Can ya lend me a $100 bucks! ) ......... only kidding, make that $200.00! This award is the 'Nice Guy Award' .................... ( I've got buckleys of wining this one ) Step right up, Eric, for your Gold BARNY!!!!!!!!
Ok people, those of you that haven't nominated yourselves, better hurry up now. get your nominations in quick smart ............... entries close in 10.5 months !!!!!!!!!!!!!
About bloody time! I was going to have an acceptance speech ready but I wasn't sure I'd even get a barny so I didn't bother writing one. Needless to say I'm fully deserving of this recognition and next time.....don't take so damn long about it Thank you and goodnight
Strewth, cheers Mate, what a bonza award I've been looking for my daks so I could be properly attired to collect the award but as this is Straya I only have me budgie smugglers and thongs on right now. I have to say I have put some hard yakka in this year to win such a bogan stiffy and I'm well rooted now. These things are as rare as rocking horse sh!t in the dessert. Some of the rellos call me a bludger, but they can rack off, I'm an honest tradie and give a fair days work except when I'm resting in the booze bus. So here's to you all I'm well stocked and I'll be cracking open a goon this arvo and not sure if I'll have a macca or a snag with that.
Well said, matey, buddy, pal, cobber, you old scally wag you! Just putting another shrimp on the barbie as we speak. Got the keg on tap and the boys, Muzza, Bazza, Wozza, Kezza, Macca and Shazza..... are coming over to hit the pissa real good like, eh! Fcuk yeah! Goodonya maaaaaaaaate!!!!!
G'day, Being a roach, you'll be stoked about the footy ? me, Morro, Wallo, Macko, Rollo, Lippo and Alistair were cracking the sh!ts last Thursdee
Those bloody Aussie's don't talk proper like what I do When's this year's Award's show diddles Do I need to spend time with a speech writer
Sorry ole mate, currently working my ring off to pay off my house, keep the misses happy, feed to undernourished kids, donate to my local church, keep the pregnant girlfriend happy & quiet, pay off the overpriced range rover on lease, feed the freakin dog, throw the cat next door, release the parrot and suck some gin when l can get a break..............................
