'The Football Nation' shop in Lothian Road, Edinburgh are selling the World Cup shirts of fifteen countries. Strange that three of the fifteen are the footballing 'giants' of Panama and Tunisia plus Belgium!
Only joking and you should have known that anyway - when did you ever see a badger who looked like her?
There are several ladies buried in the countryside around the village of Forth in Lanarkshire. Oh and I also love to watch the real housewives of Orange county. There I said it.
One of my girlfriends from many, many, many years ago morphed into a doppelganger of a former leader of the Scottish Conservatives! Crapped my boxers years later when she turned up in an office I worked (?) in. For information, no gender reassignment took place.
My new boyfriend takes his teeth out first. Marvellous!! His slobbering is truly divine. Sex is OK but you can't........ Well, need one say anymore? I fear not.
