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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Jun 2, 2018.

  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Still rather have Klopp tbh. I enjoy watching football. If I watched Utd week in week out my love for the game would slowly die. Trophies or not.
     
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  2. pieguts

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    I think watching Matth's video thread will answer this question...
     
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  3. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    what videos?
    (knowing some of the pervs on here I ask this with not a little fear <yikes>)
     
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  4. pieguts

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    His "my videos" thread which he does after each game. Legendary, especially if Utd have suffered a defeat <laugh>
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    These mongs won't get that philosophy for watching sport
     
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  6. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    never seen them...two they match the gooner ones after a loss ? :bandit:
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Not sure why I'm bothering to answer this but...

    We won 20 games by 2 or more goals this season, often scored 4. This may not be comparable to the football played by City or even Liverpool in an attacking sense, but it's still an improvement on what we got from Moyes and Van Gaal. On top of this we also beat City, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea by single goals, again it has to be better than what we had previously.

    I'm far from being a fan of Mourinho as you know but I'm also happy we don't win every game 0-0 now like under Van Gaal, when all we had to watch (and bear in mind I actually pay for it) was us keeping the ball for 90 mins.

    The fact that every other club fizzes their tits off when they fail to turn over Jose's ****ty red bus is just a bonus.
     
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  8. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Yep, we outscored our opponents 25 times in the league (Liverpool managed 21 times and Spurs 23 times), we were the 4th highest scorers in the division. That is one prolific bus :grin:
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Ffs the Utd fans don't believe the rest of the footballing world.

    You're an unbelievably boring team so why dress it up?
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You've never seen Matth's videos ? Mate, you are in for a treat. <laugh>

     
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  11. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    By the same logic...

    Why do you put clothes on in the morning?
     
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  13. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    So in conclusion
    "Hoddle...cock out ... prick,
    Don't card if I offend
    **** **** ****er
    Dele Ali...****ing ****ing thug,
    Don't card if I offend
    **** **** ****er
    Lingard...**** off...not young
    Punch walls
    Don't card if I offend
    **** **** ****er
    Sanchez favourite unite player
    BURP
    Had Custard creams tea and Angel delight but that's not the point"

    All in the first 4 mins <laugh>

    ****ing hell... makes Claude on Arsenal TV look like a hippy <laugh>

    This has to be a parody...it's comic genius
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... and if you also like comedy ... watching 'Pool and Karius is like watching the Harlem Globetrotters for a comedy loving basketball fan ... <laugh>
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Trophyless mongs on the other hand ...will <whistle>
     
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  16. Diego

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    Yeah, and kick it to the fast lad is really entertaining <laugh>
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Told you you’d enjoy it :)
     
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  18. It's the main reason I never wum Matthew - he wums himself.
     
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  19. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I am watching the video with no sound and its still hilarious <laugh>
    In fact it might even be funnier.
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He cuts you down every time you try. You're wise to shield yourself from the Matthburn.
     
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