Zidane resigns as Real Madrid manageri

All in good time Comdom

 

If it's Wenger we'll hear the old "Man in the raincoat's blue and white army" being chanted from the Spuds faithful, previously sung for George Graham

 

You are always at the cutting edge of wit.

 

... be so funny if Wenger did take the Spurs job ... not likely mind as he doesn't fit the mould ... won way too many trophies

 

Whilst you tend to frequent its' S bend

 

You got me good. You are cutting edge, you remind me of Johnny Vegas

 

HIAG hasn’t been seen since the news broke that Real want pooch to replace Zidane. He’s probably greedily stuffing down his 28th pot noodle of the evening in a blind panic.

 

Or cock

 

Or dildo

 

Or both.

 

Or all three

 

eating pot noodle, while ****ing, with a dildo up his arse. typical fat **** les, nothing changes.

 

Slimmer tbf...

 

and not as funny.

 

Apparently someone is brushing up on their Spanish upon hearings of Zidane’s departure

 

Considered high up? Have you ever stopped and read some of the ****e you type?

 

Yeah, he doesn’t have a foreskin either...coincidence?

 

Imagine Wenger walking in and winning the treble in his first season. That'd be top banter.

Fair play to Zidane though. Basically just did the old football manager 'I want you to impress me today' team talk before every game and won the champions league 3 times in a row.

I'd give it to Sol Campbell just for a laugh.

 

Have a Snickers ffs. You're not yourself when you're hungry.

 

I consider everything I write, perhaps you should try thst too.