i feel like gary nevile has just rimmed my arse

and its not a good feeling,

i knew we would get beat today, i wasnt expecting that though, that was a joke.

i watched the match online, and the commentator, whoever he was was saying 'i just cant understand it, arsenal are playing such a high defensive line, it makes no sense'

im sure we were all thinking this, why cant wenger? it was so typical, the same thing that happens everytime we play them, why not change things up for once???

why is playing 4-4-2 stone age football? united play it, and beat most teams, we used to play it, and beat most teams!

i dont really know what im trying to get at, im a bit pissed and just want to rant.

p.s. i know im not good at spelling, so to all the idiots that still think spelling is a sign of intelligence ill save u the bother now. 'learn how to spell elvisPIRESly

my team for next season

captain america
hulk rouge storm silver surfer

albert frtzel big foot giant shark pee wee herman

arsne wenger alex ferguson

 

I would go for batman up front. Keep fergie on the bench.

 

I don't think Hulk has the attitude to play for us. he loses his temper far to easy.

 

ok

captain america

pikachu rouge storm silver sufer

albert fritzel big foot giant shark pee wee herman

arsne wenger chris ubank

bench

a. ferguson
a croydon looter
dido
aqua man (for rainy games)
bannana man

 

How do you know what that feels like?

 

0_o

 

I'd imagine it would just feel like the Ringsting of a bad curry personally.

 

well generally it feels quite nice, when a girl rims my bum, look im 90's i can do things like that! ok, and its not gay! it isnt! and i know how it feels because i once pritsticked a feather over my bum and got a rat to kiss it. i found him the garden, grey hair, hungry, pink toes. its called research, no homo. (a bit)

 

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haha

 

at least you would not have to look at his face