Off Topic Royal Wedding

Peoples Princess.

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Poor bugger murdered by a royal thumbs up.....shame really she was the only one who I felt had empathy for others

 

I don't know what you mean

 

I think we all know what he means.....so why do we pay maintenance for Leightons boy...?

 

its a lovely morning 2 spend our taxes on the better than us people......lets not worry about homeless people food banks or anything else that shouldn't be happening in a top 8 country of wealth .....lets raise a glass 2 the parasitic german family......

 

I can only quote Virgil here : "Equo ne credite, Teucri. Quidquid id est, timeo Danaos et dona ferentes."

Sorry, wrong Virgil:
"Who cares?"

 

I've checked in on them, her nipples look weird, and she's got a very nasty minge. Very hairy, with horrible red lips just poking through, I don't like it.

He has some cock problems too, it's like a sunburnt slug, with all the slime and stuff.

I really struggled to **** to them to be honest.

 

Estimated £300m boost in tourism just for this wedding.

Personally I'm not for or against them, but people should only view them as a traditional british icon that is a tourist hit. Just look at all the weirdos from abroad who at piling in on Windsor

 

Long time no see JC.

You providing the scran for the street party later?

A couple of fish and few old bread buns should sort it

 

Now then Tobes, yeah I've been putting all my time into getting Liverpool to the champions League Final and that.

 

I had that down as the work of your nemesis tbh bruv.

 

He was busy possessing Fat Sam, it is good to have him back now tbh.

 

If you make Ronaldos hammy ping in the final, I’m going to grass you up to your auld fella.

 

I've told JC to do what he must already mate

 

Yup, I've given Christiano a bout of cock rot, like you asked.

 

I hope you’ve given Harry a dose of brewers for tonight mate

 

I don't think he will need it, see above comment about her Fanny.

 

Any score yet?

Harry to get the winner off his shoulder in injury time.

Meghan to deals with more shots in the marital suite later on.

 

the royal box...........bet Charlie boy is looking 2 dive in there before the game finishes today....no doubt he be drinking from the sacred cup at some point during the after match celebrations....................I just hope he feeds camila her oats and barley before he slithers off with the page boys.

 

If she does a Diana and sprogs one away from home Harry will still claim it.


Is that Special Branch I see pulling up outside..........?