Off Topic The Royal Wedding

Good on you.....

I had a couple of hundred earlier today, but, managed to sell quite a few to the tourists in the Town.
Good for business this wedding, I can tell you.
The more the merrier.

Just checked, and there's about a dozen left.
Do you want them all?

Either way enjoy the party.

 

JPF has one or two left I think.

 

Opportunity to drink early to make the fa cup final watchable.

 

Well, this is just like the good old days, drinking on a Friday night...I've started my celebrations early with a few bottles of Corona. Very apt, corona means crown in Spanish.

 

Yeah, I know what you mean.

A long day tomorrow, first up, The Wedding, then FA Cup Final along the Miller.
Followed by a Jam/Oasis band later on.

What could be more British.

God Save The Queen

 

Bloody hell, that looks like a Jolly good day at the Miller. Do enjoy!

 

Apparently there's hundreds of die hard fans arriving at Windsor already for the wedding.
Didn't realise Bruce Willis had been invited.

 

Seems that the general consensus on here is that we think they are a waste of space but are worried that losing the pageantry might be bad for tourism.

I feel that my solution could thus be a win-win.

We publicly execute 3 per year (April, July and a Christmas special) starting with the lowest ranked ones and finishing with the queen/king. With genuine Royal Family members this provides 12 years of festive pomp. If it proves popular we could then move on to anyone else with a Title.

 

Anything that makes Fredor the C*nt of Sunderland sweat a little gets my vote.

 

Well, here we are, it's a beautiful morning for a royal wedding. Apparently, the wedding will have a bigger global audience than the FA Cup Final later on. By the way, does anyone think Meghan has a 'Brazilian' ?

 

For JPF.

Happy Royal Wedding

 

I’d pump megan all over the place. I bet she is pure filth.

 

I’d also pump Kate too. But I reckon she would be a right needy princess.

 

You mean a Brazilian like Kenedy hidden away from the public, just for personal use.

It's a glorious day for such an important event.
Parties up and down the country awaiting the happy couple.

Cup Final between Chelsea and United will only be an anti-climax so viewing figures are bound to dip.

God Save The Queen

 

Those with a Title like 'Moderator' for instance....

 

I deliberately took my banking exams today, and I was promised it would take 2 hours. I finished in 15 mins and now I'm somehow going to be subjected to the entire ****ing coverage!

 

Rushing the exam like that, just so you don't miss The Wedding.
It goes beyond the Call of Duty.

We'll make a Royalist out of you yet

 

Am watching on tv atm and strange thing is not one of the people they have interviewed have expressed similar when asked for their views on the bride.

 

There is obviously much speculation and excitement about the bride's dress. I reckon it would be hilarious and the ultimate irony if it's black with a hint of ginger.

 

Are you sure you are not talking about the first child?