Off Topic Royal wedding

As it's tomorrow most of us have the day off

 

Saturdays off? I have a distant memory of those words

 

I feel ya.
I am in charge so Saturdays off is a thing of the past.
Though on Saturdays I mostly sit in my office vaping, eating BBQ Pork from the place around the corner and watching football, so not sure that constitutes "work" per se

 

What will you spare?

 

many years ago i had the dubious pleasure of working for the DHSS. One day i was on reception and an ugly , at this point i need to emphasise "ugly" does not really describe the true horror of the thing in front of me which was truly stomach churning. fat mess of what i guessed was a woman sat in front of me.
me "what do you want"
Her "need to report a change"
me "whats the change in your circumstances"
Her "i'm pregnant"
Me (after a shocked pause) "How !!!"

i truly couldn't work out why anyone would willingly touch it ever mind have sex woth it but it proves your point.

I didn't last long on reception

 

Indeed, if Matth has not had sex its because he either a) Hasn't really tried or b) He has set his standards too high.

@Matth_2014 What kind of women are you into? Name a celebrity you quite fancy.....I know celebrity crushes are 9/10 out of our league but it might give us an idea of the sort of poontang you are in to....

 

It always seems to be some skinny runt that pups them as well.

You see some of these absolute monsters pushing prams, with some complete dweeb in tow looking like he wants someone to put him out of his misery.

 

So true, seen that many times around here.

 

2 pages in and no one has posed the question does Megan take it up the wrong ‘un?

This forum has gone to the ****ing dogs.

 

Is there such a thing as "the wrong un?"

 

Ask in the Ramadan thread mate

 

Apparently Charles thinks Diana's pregnancy of Harry , was a Grudge Pregnancy.

Someone had got it in for him .....

 

Megan or Kate?

I'm going Megan.

 

Kate’s popped 3 out, it’ll be like a welly top

Megan looks a sort.

 

Those expensive wellies keep their shape to be fair.

My Hunters are as ****ing good as brand new and **** me they've seen some action.

 

You stick your cock in the side straps don’t you?

Pervert

 

It wouldn't surprise me... they've been to about 30 festivals. **** knows what they've been involved in.

 

I've got a Golden Ticket Matth ... bought it off a Nigerian Prince outside Holborn Tube staton... all he wanted for it was £100 cash up front plus my bank details to give me £50 cash back ... for that I get the church ceremony, the reception, a complimentary glass of prosecco and a balcony seat for the royal shagging ... bargain ... I'll post pics

 

Thank God they didn't - I would have gone into the office purely out of spite...

 

Both?