Welcome Tdot_LFC

Kinda fits in too well.

 

Yeah okay

 

I might celebrate this news with a good old tug.

Wish me well

 

You’d never know, but this post made me blush.

Just don’t take an eye out. Stay safe.

 

So you're in Toronto?, you don't know that bellend livtor do you?

 

Yes, I’m in Toronto and sorry, I’m in fact not familiar with those two words you typed.

 

Oh I get it now. Someone named livtor is a bellend. Lol
I don’t recognize the name but it’s prob my mom or something.

 

So you're a French speaker.

Parlez vous Englais?

 

I can probably say/understand a dozen or so French words in total.
Probably embarrassing as they force us to take it in school until about 14 years old.

Damn, what a useless doofus I am. I had the opportunity to learn another language and dicked around instead.

 

Do you have Outback, Sonic, Denny's, IHOP etc in Canada or are they just in the states?

 

Denny’s for sure.Outback I think so. Don’t think we have a Sonic and Ihop.

 

Denny's does a lovely breakfast and the steaks in Outback are superb.

 

Ya. Denny’s is awesome for brekky. I’ll check out Outback if we have them. I think we do.

 

You're about as Canadian as Canadian Dry

 

You mean Canada Dry? Lol.

 

Are Mounties gay?

Because they always get their man.

 

They use to always get their man until the marijuana laws passed. Now sometimes get their man, sometimes no.

 

I did

Do they sell it in Canadia?

 

This is like a ******ed version of a quiz show.

 

We export it for profit but the truth is that it’s sourced from a steam in the Rocky Mountains.