Are you above average

No, he's a paraplegic.

Sorry Rogue, couldn't resist. Nothing but love brah.

 

Yes, but you live in the East Midlands and, well, there's that.

 

Could someone lend me £30, please? I need petrol, baccy and some milk. Cheers in advance.

 

Yeah, if you can't afford to live in an area then move. It's really that simple.



sent from my Nokia 3310 from an east end slum

 

I live in Whitecraigs folks.

 

Paypal or Western Union?

 

Well above average for this tax dodging, glorified plumber. YAAAAAAAAS

 

Same

 

I get paid in Tayto and Sunblest.

Denny if overtime.

 

It's alright where I live, a quiet little town. I go into Leicester for nights out. Leicester is the most cosmopolitan place in the UK so they say round here.

 

Don't know East Midlands at all. One of my friends is from Dudley so I know a bit about West Midlands. The accent is hilarious.

 

Not much of an accent here but strange phrases like calling you “my duck”

 

I drove through Leicester once. Not along the pavements in a transit van I hasten to add. It reminded me of driving through Southall so if by cosmopolitan you mean full of arabs then yes, it might well be.

 

I have family in Mansfield.

 

There's jam rolls too.

 

700+ a week? That wouldn't pay my wine tab. How do they expect people to drink?