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Match Day Thread Watford Town v Newcastle United

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Joelinton's Right Foot, Apr 29, 2018.

  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Gonna test fate here but I honestly cannot see us scoring a goal today. We are pathetically weak up top. It is like watching a pair of ballet dancers.

    I honestly hope Gayle goes this summer, he does **** all. I mean literally ****ING NOTHING!

    Our right side is the weakest in the premiership bar none.
     
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  2. Judge Death

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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Can someone please tell me one good thing that Gayle can do. He is absolutely crap!
     
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    FFS Perez and Gayle are proper clart!
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Sorry but Perez and Gayle are already in Vegas right now, both are playing garbage. Nothing new I guess from Gayle but Perez cant pass a ball today!

    Cant wait for us to strengthen in the summer with 1 loan signing of Peter Crouch!
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I can't see us selling Gayle, because nobody would want him, plus we'll sell Mitrovic to Fulham and have to have a back-up.

    Expecting a first-choice striker to come via a loan deal to be honest. Would be delighted if it was someone like Rashford, but more likely to get someone like Abraham. Sad times.

    Are the lads on holiday? Seems like Dummett has waited til we were safe to become as woeful as we all thought he was, which is quite considerate of him.
     
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    Are we actually trying to lose this?
     
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    How the hell is this team safe?
     
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  10. RobEllious

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    Will somebody knee-cap Perez before 2nd half. Fed up of him ruining literally every attack we have.
     
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  11. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Crikey this is pathetic. Most players are on holiday now. Some of our players should really be playing in the championship and should be sold.

    There is no excuse for some of the crap play those players do though. passing a ball from one man to another seems to be a massive problem for some players.

    I cant stand watching Gayle prance around with his eyes half shut anymore.

    Perez runs about like he has Verrucas on the back of his heels half the time.

    Manquillo is a terrible player. Easily one of the worst I have ever seen in a toon strip.

    I cannot believe we wasted 12m on Murphy. He looks as if he might cry if you shouted at him.

    Dummett is on his holidays, has played well most of the season but is having a shocker today.

    Ah **** it, I am going to get pissed. Au revoir!
     
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  12. General Lee Speaking

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    Can't even make a successful pass from a throw in ffs.
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Oops Dummett again. Harsh, but he has been awful. Dubravka has done class there.
     
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    For as ****e as we've been, Dubravka and Shelvey are playing pretty well tbf. The other 9 not so much.
     
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    never a ****ing penalty in the first place
    ref guessed it
     
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  16. Schlem Boogerman

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    Aye, Gray just fell on Dummet without any contact. Never a pen.

    We are ****.
     
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  17. Magpie Fozz

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    Saved pen, that's one good thing at least!
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    The very second we mathematically where safe we have played absolutely garbage. That to me tells the mentality of most of them players. Rafa cannot polish a turd, and especially when it is all runny.

    We are getting destroyed by Watford who have been garbage for well over half the season. I just want the season to end so we can anticipate all them player changes at the club..... and the media frenzy over a takeover which will not happen......

    Having said that it could be worse, we could have five fingers and a thumb on each hand.
     
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  19. RobEllious

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    Tek off Perez, move Murphy to the hole and put Ritchie on the right. Literally all I can think of unless we swap Perez out for Merino
     
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  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    from the BBC
    By Ben Collins

    44 mins
    Clear penalty
    Watford 2-0 Newcastle

    Just to clear things up after the penalty, Abdoulaye Doucoure found Andre Gray down the right and the striker backed off as Paul Dummett slid in, expecting him to put it out for a corner.

    But the replays show that the defender slid over the ball and into Gray before the ball rolled out. It wasn't malicious but he only touched the man and not the ball.

    Newcastle complained but it was a clear penalty

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    WTF are you pissed
     
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