What time is it anyway ? Ive just rocked up in Vancouver. Gonna go for a quick stroll and get my bearings
If you see some bloke at the bottom of his garden, scratching his head, it's probably our mate Roofus, say hi.
I don't know what I meant. I'm taking a bag of cans in with me. No chance I'm sitting in the bar with her, I'll get pissed in the room like the scruffy little chav that I am. Couldn't jump that sober, not at this age.
He’ll still be trying to decide whether to go east or west. Anyway just been for a stroll. Met a few of the natives, friendly bunch. Bought a fish taco and sat down on that little pontoon in the picture and took it all in. 3rd leg tomorrow, ferry to Vancouver island then a 5 hour drive to my destination.
Errrrmmm if she’s going to take your pork sword then she’s not a lesbian mate, I think you’ve been conned
You've lived such a sheltered life, Tobes This is the 3rd lesbian I'll have slept with, it happens. I've got gay mates who have slept with lasses, doesn't make them straight
What do you think of Jose saying he played Rashford and Martial so everybody could see they aren't as talented as they think (or something along them lines)
