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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I was gonna say the lakes and waterfalls, breathtaking. Just get smashed in Whistler that's what we did. There's loads of outdoor ****e there for people like you!
     
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    West Ham United have vowed to appeal a decision to deduct 12 points from their Premier League total with immediate effect – a move that could push The Hammers towards relegation to The Championship.

    According to a statement from the Football Association, the punishment has been applied for ‘fielding an ineligible player’ as it has been revealed that striker Andy Carroll is registered to a donkey sanctuary in Dorset.

    A spokesperson for Floppy’s Paradise in Christchurch said that they were ‘outraged’ to find out that Carroll has been used on a number of occasions this season, even managing to walk unassisted for more than three minutes against Manchester City at the weekend.

    Sources have also revealed that the club will face a hefty fine for violent crowd scenes a few weeks ago during their home match against Burnley – an incident that was in breach of the club’s tenancy agreement as council residents.

    An FA spokesperson added, ‘If we had our way, we would just stick them straight into League 1 and avoid all this ‘up, down, up, down’ yo-yo bollocks that we seem to have year after year.’

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  3. NSIS

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    They could put a straw hat on him and flog him to Blackpool beach. Kids would love him in the summer.
     
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  4. BobbyD

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    only if you go on dodgy websites.

    Stop going on pornhub
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    They are gonna be so pissed off once they realise they have swapped with a pikey and the only person in the whole of britian that doesnt have a tv. They will be so pissed they will destroy your celery patch, and let the tyres downs
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ****ing hate Celery anyway. So I win.
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    On tv now channel 5, internet troll, and doxing.
     
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  8. HarryTipper

    HarryTipper Well-Known Member

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    Broke my bed last night so been looking online for a new one. Probably need a new mattress too so might be time to upgrade to a memory foam.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    There's some sick people..Some on here should watch before they complain, as they got off very very lightly.
     
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  10. HarryTipper

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    I think a lot of people underestimate just how easy it is to obtain peoples personal information online.
    Plus people don't always help themselves when it comes to internet security. Users of sites like Facebook are often very lax when it comes down to what's visible to the public.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Its often not who you expect..
     
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  12. HarryTipper

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    It can also be helpful at times. Years ago on a different forum a poster had his phone stolen, within a few hours certain posters had found who stole the phone and where he lived. Pretty scary how good some people are at finding information online.
     
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  13. BobbyD

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    Yes boys .finished rocky 3 .

    Think I prefer 2 but 3 is cool.

    Bet spurlock loved it because Mr t was in it.

    I quite enjoyed the homo erotic scenes with apollo creed and rocky.

    Redemption for rocky. The wrestling fight was funny too
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Yes for sure.. But what some of these have sent is not good. Enjoyed it in a strange way
     
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  15. HarryTipper

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    Loved the Rocky films as a kid. Watched them a few years ago and they mostly hold up.
    Rocky 1 and 2 are probably the best, then 3 and 4. 5 isn't that great.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    I won't spoil 4 then.
     
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  17. Commachio

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    As Mr T would say 'FOOL'. 3 and 4 are much better.
     
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  18. HarryTipper

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    Not much in it but I think 1 and 2 are better films overall. 3 and 4 have better fight scenes though.

    Bobby's in for a surprise with 4 though...
     
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  19. BobbyD

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    Well I think 4 was already ruined. Someone mentioned Rocky's fighting Ivan drago and the download I found had a ****ing blurb about creed dying the ****ers
     
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  20. BobbyD

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    They do hold up very well. I have very much enjoyed all 3 films. Much better than half the crap they put on nowadays.
     
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