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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, May 2, 2018.

  1. brb

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    something happened <ok>
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Yes

    Hello. Here's your morning briefing:

    • Labour promises 10,000 more police
    • 'Lucky' surfer survives 32 hours at sea
    • Selby holds on for third world snooker title
     
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    Alexa <laugh>
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    She's nuts that bitch. The type of bird that'll chop ya cock of for using sugar and not sweetex.
     
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    Alexa is about as useful as an early version of an IBM computer....things can only get better.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    That song should be the sunderland anthem
     
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    It'll get better but I still don't like talking to a machine. Doesn't feel right.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Imagine a talking sexbot..

    Not tonight darling i've got a headache...Mute button
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Google Home is better than that bitch.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Anniversary of your lobotomy? ... would explain a lot <whistle>
     
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    Famous May 3rd birthdays: James Brown, Franki Valli, Henry Cooper, Sugar Ray Robinson, Macchiavelli
     
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