Off Topic World Naked Bike Ride in Yorkshire - dare to bare??

The more experienced amongst us simply lay it over the handlebars so it doesn’t dangle down too much

 

Paint it in Amber and Black stripes and wear it as a scarf.

Simples.

 

If your having problems with your chopper ...

 

Viagra may help with that problem old chap

 

That's big when it's extended.

 

With one amber and one black pom-pom ?

 

Apparently it's available from Canadian pharmacies, according to the e. mails I keep receiving.

 

You wouldn’t want to stop pedalling that in traffic!

 

There's also a Canadian company marketing a product to combat priapism.
It's called "Viagra Falls"

 

So long as no-one mentions the general erection, this thread may not be locked

 

Remember the little pointed lugs welded onto the frame for your bike pump?

I just push one of those in the end and problem solved.

 

It'll be the end alright.

 

I can't be the only person who's seen these fellas around Hull...

 

Razor wire and erections are never a good mix.

 

Agree but we're talking Cholmley Street here, hence the razor wire...

 

I will if you will Tigress

 

Perv!