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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    My eldest supports Man City.

    Second born is Liverpool but that's just because I do. He as little interest in football.

    Youngest doesn't give a **** about anything bar shouting and bossing every ****er he meets about!
     
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  2. johnsonsbaby

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    Raising a little glory hunter <laugh>
     
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  3. Zanjinho

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    He liked Barca before Man City too!

    He came home claiming to be a Man Utd fan once. I kicked him out the front door and locked it. He was probably about 5yrs old at the time <laugh><laugh>

    No, I didn't let him back in...the Mrs did <grr>

    Worked though (told him the same would happen if he ever said Chelsea too)
     
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    <laugh>

    Does he take his football seriously yet?
     
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  5. Zanjinho

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    Not really. He tried to wind me up in the opening 10mins of the first leg against Man City, though soon changed his mind when I looked at him <laugh>

    He mentions Man City winning the league quite a lot but mainly because I keep reminding him it's 3-1 this season
     
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  6. johnsonsbaby

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    So there's hope he'll see the light one day soon <laugh>
     
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    He's liked Man City for a while now so doubt it. He only liked them initially because he liked Sergio **** to. Same with Barca and Messi. He briefly flirted with Real Madrid / C.Ronaldo And A.Madrid / Greizeman. He likes Neymadge too

    Edit; he started to like Coutinho just before he left for Barca :(
     
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    #notaste
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    a trip to Anfield is the only cure for plastisitis
     
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    I was at a stag do last night and we were all pretty drunk when a couple of my mates passed me a glass and said "taste this it's brilliant".

    I looked at the glass and it had a yellow, warm liquid in. I smelt it and realised straightaway what it was from the pungent odour.

    "No way am I drinking Carling" I said
     
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  11. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Thank you, still buzzing. What a game! I managed to lose my house key in the pub in all the excitement!


    No it hasnt, we did have a scare but she wasnt pregnant. Ones enough! Shes ill atm, she gets a viral wheeze (was in hos with it just over a yr ago) and in Fuerteventura (the last night before flying home) she couldnt breathe and was all lifeless, we'd forgotten to pack her inhaler <doh> Anyway I was getting all stressed as shed passed out and my Mrs went marching off in search of a pharmacy. I'd made the decision to call ambulance should she return empty handed but luckily she returned with the right inhaler (Salbutamol - it opens up her large airwaves) and then by the night she was back dancing at the disco with here 7 yr old hol romance bf she'd met. I felt a long way from home and stressed though before my wife returned with the inhaler. Anyway, this lad was rowing her up and down that pool all week in his boat. Did each other pictures and letters, went off for icecreams together and that, he was a nice boy actually, 7 yr old from Hull. My daughters only 5.

    Anyway, shes got cold and cough again, seems constant. I think at school they pass around all their germs. Shes not bad in herself just up half the night. When she did have to go to hos though (a year ago) that was scray, paramedics came out and then said she needed to go in and was on a nebulizer all day and oxygen. She hasnt got asthma though.

    Im doing a garden project atm, digging for a vegtable patch (bloody hard work with the ground so wet), getting an old large patio area up and then log cabin coming to put my drum kit and power tower in :) and then redoing a new patio.

    Cant wait for Wed

    Bet you're sorry you asked now <laugh>

    #lifestory
    #isitwednesdayyet
     
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    Not sorry I asked at all, miss chatting to you <ok>

    My Mum [love her, miss her] had asthma from a young age so us children grew up running to fetch her inhaler. She had two different ones latterly, ventolin and becotide. You're right about it being scary watching someone gasping for breath, you feel completely helpless. Your daughter's young so she can grow out of whatever it is.

    Good luck with your garden projects - I'd love a log cabin. Looked at lots of outdoor office type things [rather than sheds] and it's the more quirky ones we like. Something like this maybe ..... although not quite this big

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    True gent as always mate

    You're always extremey pleasant to chat with <hug>

    Yeah she breathes like shes just ran a marathon, really fast sharp breaths and she sucks her stomach in really tight gets this horrible gurgling wheeze on her chest. Not nice, but the inhaler definitely helps

    That log cabin is a beauty, so many to choose from, we were thinking this

    https://www.waltons.co.uk/greenacre-corner-lodge-grande-right-sided-log-cabin

    Have a good evening, im off out to a wedding now. If they're lucky they'll all get to see my moonwalk :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  15. johnsonsbaby

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    I like the look of that cabin <ok>

    Enjoy your night out and your moonwalk
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    Pretty much my eldest two too. They don't really watch the games but like it when we win.

    They are excited to go see the live game though.
     
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    There's a ****ing, whoring thread for this **** <ok>
     
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    My mate texted me during last week's Roma game, His youngest is a City fan and his face was tripping him. It seems he bet my mate when City beat us 5-0 and my mate told him to worry about meeting us in the CL. Son snorted derisively and took a big bet should that meeting come to fruition.

    Serves the glory-hunting twat right, I texted back. Mate had to agree.
     
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    I've got 30 odd fish coming in the mail tomorrow. <ok>

    When I ordered them online, I asked for specific sex ratios.

    Anyhow, they hadn't given me a shipping notification yet so I called to verify that they were going to arrive tomorrow (so that I'd be home to receive them).

    When I called the woman said "I see on the comments you requested sex. I have to apologise, we can't provided requested sex for our customers".

    They awkward way she phrased that almost made me laugh. Not knowing the context and overhearing the conversation would have sounded awkward.

    Makes the innuendo in my column names in my database seem take.
     
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  20. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Fecking hell and you have already edited lol :bandit:
     
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