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Off Topic Attention all Boat People

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by 2020VisionofLeeds, Apr 26, 2018.

  1. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to our new members

    Following our mods initial vetting, we can now move onto stage 2. Please answer the following honestly with a simple yes, no or a “too drunk to understand”:

    1. Are you, or have you ever been, a member of any pro Brexit party? Or pro Remain party?

    2. Are you a fat lorry driver from Crewe?

    3. Do you believe GWR stands for Great Western Railway?

    4. Are you Irish? (Those answering yes should go straight to question 6)

    5. Are you 5ft 2in or less, with a tendency to get fighting mad when drunk?

    6. Do you consider yourself to have extremely high integrity, just like all the other Estate Agents you know?

    7. Do you have a ready supply of doggie treats to reward the good behaviour of any little canine scamp you happen to encounter?

    8. Are you a member of Lufthansa's Frequent Flyer programme?

    Anyone answering with more than one YES will need to proceed to stage three of the vetting process. Ell will don the black cap for this part of the proceedings.
     
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  2. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Quality.. I hope its appreciated...
    Is the dementia riddled septagenerian question in phase 3 too?
    I presume the section relating to aspirations to be a mod are much further down the process?
     
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  3. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    Feel free to suggest additions to make the vetting more rigorous. I ran out of both time and inspiration ;)
     
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  4. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    Now now Chippy, you've been such a good boy it would be a shame to spoil it.
     
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  5. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Don’t know what you mean. There can’t be anyone currently here these refer to. That’s what the screening questions are for. Or are you suggesting otherwise?
     
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  6. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    How about living in Thailand with ladyboys and types back ways . One of them is more than enough
     
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  7. Farsleyexile

    Farsleyexile Well-Known Member

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    What a load of cats nadgers <doh>
     
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  8. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    I’m taking that as positive praise
     
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  9. Farsleyexile

    Farsleyexile Well-Known Member

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    Somewhere in between :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Has your Doctor ever said [talking of senile,bald, old,fat c###s,do you still have 20/20 vision] ?
     
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  11. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    No to all but 3.:emoticon-0112-wonde

    Hope that helps to get a clearer picture.
     
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  12. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    Ell, get that black cap on
     
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  13. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    I refuse to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself
     
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  14. lifecheshirewhite

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    You were supposed to switch back to your newby account,before posting <doh>
     
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  15. wakeybreakyheart

    wakeybreakyheart Well-Known Member

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    You have failed this test.
     
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  16. esteponawhite

    esteponawhite Well-Known Member

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    Scolled down past all as I dont understand the term boat people.
    I live in a house not a barge.
     
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  17. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    It was a term used in the 1970’s for Vietnamese escaping the country in large numbers after/during the war.

    I’m showing my age, it was used at the time jokingly for any group of people leaving one organisation for another. In this case a number from another Leeds forum joining here.
     
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