Roma have been taking defence lessons from Southampton FC. Utterly inept. Having said that, Liverpool are playing very well, and Salah is a footballing genius.
Jesus has been replaced by someone called Gonalons, which in my head sounds like Italian slang for ‘bollocks’.
Mo Salah has equalled Ron Davies’ tally of 43 goals in all competitions in his first season in the English top flight. Still has a few games left as well.