I commend bummers for taking all the piss taking on the chin, so to speak, this thread was fun, but let's leave it now. He's paid his dues
Bummers, I would walk over broken glass and hot coals to get a whiff of your anus after that performance. I like a man who's a two-faced deceitful **** but doesn't give a toss who knows it. Well played. PS. Have you thought of having a crack at Pointless? You could save enough pennies to buy the Kingston Tigers Red Bottom Soccer Stars.
I can’t I’m afraid, I haven’t got any mates. Nah i jest, as it happens i have recently applied with a mate. Had the phone audition and the forthcoming (at the time) Chase appearance was a bit of an issue, they don’t really want people who have recently been on a quiz show. Will wait to see if i hear anything further.
If you get to have a crack at Pointless, do me a favour and spit in Richard Osman's hair I hate that ****
Serial quizzer eh? Trying to think what's the best one for cash. There's that Saturday BBC1 one where they can win 50k in the final, winner stays on as well- can't remember its name at min
BCC, you need to buy a large bench vice to reshape your cranium so you can apply for "Eggheads" You may have a head start already if you support Hull FC (or mebbe the Rhinos ?).
He may well have reasonably explained his actions but he’s still ginger. His presence on the show was merely statistical. Forgiving the script doesn’t mean we have to accept one of them. A ginger is still a ginger whatever the weather. He’s been housebound the last few days, the sun’s been out. Don’t be fooled by his attention. Love, not hate. ( except for ginners)
Surely the gentlemanly thing to do at that point, would be to suggest a range of femine hygiene products to her?
What’s all this ginger ****e about? FYI I have been out in the sun all day since Thursday. That garden won’t sort itself out.
In all fairness he did offer her the use of his own personal deodorant. Unfortunately it was the "ball-type".
Paying £40 a month for the occasional ten minute freeview? How hairy are your palms? By the way, might I recommend Ben Dover's classic 'Fancy an Indian?' It changed my life, it really did
