this geezer got some right stick.... before and after going into Sainsbury's...and while he was in there
That lineup is as expected and arguably our strongest side. United with Martial and Rasford on the bench.
Hopefully the team instructions are as follows To Kane, Alli, Dier and Trippier: Start playing from the first minute! To Davies: Dechreuwch chwarae o'r munud cyntaf! To Dembele and Vertonghen: ...well that's awkward, Google Translate doesn't have Flemmish To Eriksen: Start med at spille fra første minut! To Son: 첫 분부터 연주 시작! To Sanchez: ¡Comienza a jugar desde el primer minuto! To Vorm: Begin met spelen vanaf de eerste minuut!
Unfortunately, the wires got crossed and they all got the same message. ‘Take it easy, stroll around and it’ll all be ok.....’ We’re feckin’ doomed!
A few weeks ago I pointed out we've scored so few goals in the opening twenty minutes this season (something like seven or eight in all competitions) - and scoring so early against Expensive Stoke back in January went a long way to securing that win as not only did it give us the initiative, but it meant it threw Portuguese Albert Steptoe's plans out the window as they were chasing the game instead of implementing his usual tactics that makes catenaccio look like the 1970 Brazil team.
I have pitched a Narrative (TM) Pokemon to Dragons Den. I am hopeful of getting some serious funding (I have about 100 characters devised for Spurs + Wembley alone) .
feeling so nervous and excited Coooooooommmmmmmeeeeeee Ooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu Spuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrssss
Why have we put vorm in goal? **** this “he plays all cup games” bollox. Why have we dropped Toby? The inexperience of Sanchez will cost us. Son’s been useless recently. Kane isn’t fit. FFS. Another cup run coming to an end.
