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Harry Kane or Christian Eriksen?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PleaseNotPoll, Apr 11, 2018.

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    The Ramadan nights are quite erotic...so I hear.

    Apparently if you hang around a mosque at night you might get laid.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I think you must have misheard somebody saying they came back from the Mosque where they Prayed mate.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    As long as it's with a woman and not Highburyal.
     
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  4. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    When I looked at the clip without my glasses on I thought Kane got a flick on the cross.
    Then I put my glasses on and he never got anywhere near it.

    Only 4 more dodgy claims and he will be level with Mo
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Kane's just claimed that Ronaldo pen against Juve in anticipation of trying to be Real's top scorer in a couple of seasons time. <ok>
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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  7. Tiddler

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    Alan Shearer, Premier League record scorer with 260 goals: "I wonder if they will give me the other nine I also scored but were not given! #269 #appeal."

    Former England striker Gary Lineker: "I can think of half a dozen for the national side I might claim. I was only 10 yards away from Platt's volley against Belgium if that's near enough? Could yet be England's leading scorer."

    National League club Gateshead FC: "Our second goal at Tranmere Rovers last night has now been awarded to Harry Kane."
     
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  8. PleaseNotPoll

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    Utter bellends think alike! <laugh>
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Lineker and Shearer ?

    Oh and rattled :)
     
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  10. Tiddler

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    I wonder if the Russians tampered with that 3 man panel? <whistle>
     
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  11. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    No, bellend 1 and bellend 2. And you certainly are.
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    Everyone is shook because Kane has got another goal

    <laugh>
     
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    Not as shocked he is. I bet he is pinching himself to make sure he isn't dreaming that he actually managed to pulled it off. :biggrin:
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    Definitely rattled <ok>

    It was one of your own ex-players who was taking the piss out of Kane.
     
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  16. PleaseNotPoll

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    He said shook, not shocked.
     
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    <doh>
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    The dopey ****s always rattled. <laugh>
     
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  19. PleaseNotPoll

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    And it was the pair of you copy and pasting crap from the same place because you're crying about it.
     
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  20. PleaseNotPoll

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    The fact that you think that should tell you something. Rattled, meltdown, Hitler, boring.
    Change the record.
     
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