Match Day Thread Everton v Liverpool

Do our players wear studs on their ****ing boots ffs

 

#hatecrime

 

pitch is moving beneath their feet, floating turf

 

I think they've been using Goodison as a horse training area for the grand national

 

Wasn't far off...

 

they definitely dont want a good surface playing us. It seems all they can offer their fans is going in hard and trying to kick someone during a clearance

 

But enough about Rooney's training sessions...

 

Baines crying to Oliver for a yellow card for hendo

 

Graaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvyyyyyyy immediately doin his thang

Where were shots like that at le arse

 

that's an insult to all horses

 

bobster about to pop on

 

Hard to do on the bench

 

So Milner and Mane out to protect them for Tuesday

 

i just don't think solanke has got it has he

 

Our right hand side is knackered; neither Ings or Clyne have played a substantial amount of first team football for over a year!

 

Seems a bit slow mentally, that could improve with experience

 

meanwhile on the left klavan, a CB, has had walcott tied up in his basement @Nozzer style

 

it's that and he doesn't really have any finesse either, every time he gets chances nothing comes off for him and he makes poor decisions

 

Without being harsh on klavan, Jack robinson had the same effect on walcott several years back. He's now at QPR.

 

We need a goal to keep them silence.