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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>

    Glad you're ok Jazz, but the "None of us know what's around the corner", bit made me laugh.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    People annoying me at work today.
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Oh hell , yes I see what you mean :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Had two agency blokes have a mini 'strike' at work this morning.

    The agency had mucked up their pay so they came in and sat in the smoking shelter first thing. So, the agency messes up your pay and you refuse to do any work for us chaps?

    There's the gate fellas, **** off. And now they have no pay whatsoever.

    Morons. They're everywhere in this game. Can't even spell their own name most of them.
     
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  5. BobbyD

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    lemme guess ****** boy has a scruffy shirt, stinks of ***s asked you if he can go for a ****?
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Agency workers are all ****s. They turn up and immediately ask to bump the agency so they can have the extra £2 an hour.

    Usually there's good reason why they're agency workers as well instead of employed.

    I've had an SE over-engineering on one of our sites, I've just told him he's not getting paid for his work.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh> no he's ok today, he's grafting.
     
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    Too many beers last night, gonna have a kip on the train.
     
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  9. Stan

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    First day of summer. Spent a few hours at the cricket club. Assume it will rain tomorrow.
     
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    Where do you end up if you fall ( have fallen) asleep?
     
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    Mystic Meg does. Give her a shout...:)
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What? **** where am I?

    Anyone here speak Italian?
     
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  13. Stan

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    You’re at the Calzaghe’s?
     
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    Ah right. Hope there's a train home.
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Did something similar one freezing winter’s Night, years ago. Fell asleep. Got woken up by this large black guy saying ‘you can’t sleep here mon’. Cost me £50 in a minicab to get home at about 2 am. After standing in a deserted station car park in minus 7 degs for about 20 mins waiting for the cab.
     
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  16. Stan

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    Eric Bristow has gone to join the majority. RIP.
     
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    I met him when I was a kid, he came to eat in a place I worked. Didn't have a clue who he was never having watched darts.

    He actually paid for and mentored phil taylor before phil became well known
     
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    @Moggy For PM

    This will no doubt cause you to have a proper foamfest.

    I never met Eric Bristow. I don’t think I’ve ever met a professional darts player.
     
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    phil taylor is regularly seen round our way. His family live off his name somewhat. Wayne Walker is his cousin. Of Wayne Walker meats in stoke. Probably means nowt to others but being his cousin gets them exposure locally
     
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    Moggy really won’t like this mate. His face will get even redder.
     
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