Match Day Thread Liverpool v Manchester City

why...

for **** sake do Liverpool player HAVE to play it into the middle of the goal when clearing.

 

oh **** salah is off pitch

 

oh we are boned.

c'mon lads.

 

for tonight he's cooked

 

****...I hope this is just a precaution

 

gone to out completely.

 

pot.

gone to pot.

 

if we get out of this with a lead now it will be great.

 

they'll score in a minute if we don't get in order

 

heads gone as per. need to actually organise

has windy even passed on instructions like..

 

oh god....

we are ****ed

 

here's ****shaft sterling

 

a clean sheet is a priority here, come on boys

 

Milner is injured.

windy is retreating at every opportunity

Henderson headless.

ox hasn't come back and helped from rw.

get...organised... please

 

we'll give away a pen or something if this carries on

 

wtf is windy at.

he's come on and looked championship here.

they are just running rings round him

 

im counting down clock.

 

Are your lot ever going to sing a song or will it just be boos and whistles every time City have the ball (which is most of the time)? Sounds like a Serie A match.

 

Jimmy Milner chasing... windy trotting... has not even put a foot in.

 

just got to get the ball as much as poss as i said earlier

get it keep it, don't have to score, just keep it however