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  1. southerntiger

    southerntiger Well-Known Member

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    A good morning so far bairstow century
    NZ 17 for 3
    What have we done to the ball ?
     
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  2. southerntiger

    southerntiger Well-Known Member

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    17 for 4
     
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  3. GLP

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    David Warner apology - what a twat. Good riddance to a complete knob.
     
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  4. Girt Bucket

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    Ditto.
     
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    Crying like a baby, not so ****ing tough now are you, you cheating aussie barsteward
     
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  6. pudseytiger

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    Still not convinced we've seen the last of these cheats on the international stage, aussie press are claiming that the three of them are about to take legal action against cricket Australia over the ban, and CA are reputed to be weak kneed when it come to tackling the aussie pro cricketers association who are backing them.
     
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  7. The greengrocer

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    Theyre crying because they’ve realised how much money they’re gonna lose! Can’t wait for a barmy army song for these sorry excuses for men! They’ve been found cheating and everyone in the game should be investigating if it’s the first time? ( I doubt it )
     
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  8. bum_chinned_crab

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    I spent some time working on one the other day:
    “Sonny ****ed her, Sonny ****ed her, Sonny ****ed her up the arse.
    In a toilet, she’s a harlot and it makes poor Warner cry.”

    It’s not about the cheating, granted, but I still enjoyed it.
     
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  9. originallambrettaman

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    That’s overstating it a bit, they’ve the option of taking legal action (and apparently got some legal advice before getting back to Australia), but it’s unlikely that they will.
     
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    smith and bancroft are young enough to play again. it's probable they will. they got a sentence and after that's done they'll be considered again. they're not going to be stupid enough to try anything again.
     
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  11. Plum

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    Anybody remember when Alistair Cook last scored some runs?
     
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  12. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Is that all true?
     
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  13. Tuckin

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    Well, yes. Melbourne. Quite difficult to forget that already, I'd have thought.

    (Not that I'm defending Cook's record - one swallow does not a summer make. His Test record this winter is: 2, 7, 37, 16, 7, 14, 244*, 39, 10, 5, 2, 2, 14. 399 @ 33.25 with that innings, 155 @ 12.9 without it. Not good enough.)
     
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  14. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    FFS you had to mention the runs.:emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  15. southerntiger

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    Don't forget that a lot of those innings were against the cheating Aussies.
    Who knows what he might of scored?
    But I think its unlikely he will play after this series.

    I wonder if any of those crying Aussies will have the balls to admit they did it in the Ashes as Warner has alledged?
     
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  16. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    Actually think Cook is burnt out, and has lost some motivation since losing the captaincy. Aggers said he as on his farm 2 weeks before the first test against NZ, and I think that is where his focus is now.
     
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  17. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Far too much cricket been played john imho.
     
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  18. Barchullona

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    Used to enjoy listeningnto his Letter From America.
     
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  19. Plum

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    It would be you wouldn't it!

    Anyway, few too many n's there...
     
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  20. Barchullona

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    Lack of a comma and an unnecessary apostrophe...<laugh>
     
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