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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Mar 27, 2018.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    30 pages of utter bollocks<party>
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Silly idea of yours. <whistle>
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Just cos you're to ****ing lazy.
     
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  4. Far from it, Skids.

    It’s pretty easy for someone with my skills.

    You’d have trouble playing triangle, of course.
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    You’d love to think that but I’ve been playing it for yonks Les. But suggest turning on your hearing aid when researching song intros.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... he's now covering Hotel Nevada instead <whistle> ...

    On a dark Dorset highway
    I saw a shimmering sight
    My hat grew heavy and my brain grew dim
    I had to stop for a ****e
    There she stood in the doorway
    I heard a fizzing spell
    And I was thinking to myself
    I'll bet she thinks that I'm bit of a bell?

    Copyright - Beagles - From the album Hotel Nevada - a Fosse Records Production
     
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  7. <laugh>
    Skiddy has the ball laid on for him in front of an open goal and... Oh dear! He’s tripped over his own bootlaces and is asking the ref for a penalty!
     
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  8. Commachio

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    That's what drinking gin and cranberry juice in the afternoon does for you.
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

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    Then stop drinking it ya twat <whistle>
     
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    Luvs idea and he didn't get picked <laugh>
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

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    .. wasn't he left back? .... in the changing rooms <laugh>
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Came crying for a team..So out off sympathy i chose him. Mind i would have chosen him before fosse,
     
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    Yes you would Comm ... because I wasn't choosing ... fuk me Rodders, I told you not to bring Trigger <doh>
     
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    Classic Bantz <laugh>
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    But not before kicking you in the net with my devilish licks.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Are you on illegal drugs?
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    The old ones ... could have gone for "Sweeper" but HIAG had that job yesterday ... hope it hasn't clogged up his broom stick <whistle>
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

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    No I'm on legal drugs ... is your lobotomy reversible?
     
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  19. Commachio

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    I pity your family having to put up with you. Bet the Mrs locks you in the cupboard with you laptop and sighs 'thank **** he's busy for a few hours'
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    I just hope the surgeons can take your vocal chords out your arse at the same time, if they ever decide to put your brain back <ok>
     
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